Solo Cups: Knowledge
I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students.
It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!
Very interesting, lol.
My thoughts.
I had the perfect day in Chicago with my girlfriend today. The only thing I would’ve changed is me being able to spend more time with her. Feeling a special kind of happy that I have not felt in a while.
The Cabi Song by Girls Generation and 2PM is really enjoyable to me. I like it :)
Oh cabi, cabi, cabi, cabi~
My thoughts.
Hello tumblr friends,
As many of you know, today is 4/20 (National Smoking Weed day or something like that). Although I do not celebrate it, I thought it would be a chance for me to crack people up by referencing weed on twitter…basically like satirical comedy. The purpose of this note is to share with you the laughs I had when tweeting these things. They’re listed in chronological order. And read this ASAP, because I’ll delete it eventually (to preserve my positive influence on society).
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7 hrs ago:
Is it a coincidence that World Topperstix Day is the same day as #Happy420? Time to light it up baby…
6 hrs ago:
Not sure if eyes are really low from being high…or just Asian. #FuturamaXXXXXXMeme #Happy 420 lol
5 hrs ago:
Hoping I have the courage to ask my friend Mary Jane on a date this evening…I don’t want to get my hopes up too high though. #Happy420
4 hrs ago:
In celebration of 4/20, United Airlines to offer “Red eye kush flights” to customers in hopes of getting their service ratings “higher.”
UW Madison indirectly responds to 4/20 by telling students to “Stay Off the grass” ….on Bascom Hill.
Can’t wait for 4:20 pm today….gonna be the high point of my day. #tooeasy
3 hrs ago:
Citing symptoms of the “munchies” UW students demanding A8 China to extend their $4.20 lunch special to 4:20 pm. No response yet by A8 China
UW Grounds Crew releases statement thanking students for “burning all the grass” thus giving them the weekend off.
UPDATE: All UW Grounds Crew members laid off for the semester due to lack of work. #Happy420
2 hrs ago:
US Environmental Protection Agency declares UW Madison as one of the nation’s most “Green” campuses mistaking weed intake for recycling efforts.
UW Police notes that less officers will be on-call tonight, simply due to the fact that “too many students are too high to cause trouble.”
1 hr ago:
UW Botany prof defends teaching class high today, saying “4/20 is not just for college kids…plus I was studying my plants earlier.”
University Health Services beginning to hand out masks at East Campus Mall in anticipation of overwhelming smoke clouds in about 15 minutes [4:20 pm].
Knicks player Steve Novak honored today for consistently “lighting it up from downtown” …not just because its 4/20 @NOTSportsCenter
UW Police reports current student XXXXXX XXXX is indeed missing. Neighbors say they last saw him above a rainbow on a kush cloud.
Fucking ironic that my 3G internet didn’t work at 4:20. Cloudy as ever in Madison was the reason given by tech support. LOL
With that being said, I will stop with the #Happy420 tweets. No I do not celebrate it, I just like making funny references.
I don’t judge people if they smoke weed, but bragging about it is a good way to enter the trash zone. Hope my followers got a few laughs!
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So there you guys have it! My attempt at satirical comedy was funny to me at least….lol. I would also like to state that none of the tweets mentioned earlier are true in any sense, nor do they represent the University in any way. If you got a good laugh, leave a comment or something, I don’t want to be the only one laughing at my jokes….
Oh and the XXXX represents my name to protect my privacy!
My thoughts.
What does it mean to love your significant other? I believe that too many people are throwing that word around too easily these days.
Many people will have their own definitions of what it means, but here is mine.
“When you say you love your significant other, you have decided that you want to spend the rest of your life together with them.”
I think that this definition is simple, but I wouldn’t change it. My inspiration for this post came from REO Speedwagon’s song “Keep On Loving You.”
“When I said that I love you, I meant that I love you forever.”
One of my friends said this while we were eating dinner together in Chicago…so I decided to make a meme out of it. I seriously don’t know any other meme that is as funny as this (if you’re Vietnamese). HAHAHA.
